Not the Prom Queen

I just got through delivering 2 local printers.  The people weren’t there so I told the assistant I would deliver the printers but could not set them up until their computers were available.  She tells me they are traveling.  She then goes on to explain how she needs to have the printers “locked up”.  She tells me she has no room to secure them in her department & wants me to take them back to my office…Um…no!  I politely tell her that I’m not sure I understand.  She explains that the printers will not be “hooked up”  (ie: cables) and are not secure.  Helllooooo… printer cables do not secure your printer!  & if someone is walking away with a printer from our office which requires a keycard for entry, then we’ve got other problems!  Let me slap you now!