1.14.2006
- NtPQ is worth her weight in gold - literally.
- Europe is the only continent that lacks NtPQ.
- Pacman was originally called NtPQman!
- In Vermont, the ratio of cows to NtPQ is 10:1!
- If you kiss NtPQ for one minute you will burn six or seven calories.
- NtPQ cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in her stomach.
- Only one person in two billion will live to be NtPQ!
- Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled NtPQ.
- American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating NtPQ from each salad served in first class.
- The number one cause of blindness in the United States is NtPQ.
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